January 2010
81 posts
“They’re (Filipinos) worth fighting for.”
– Benigno “Ninoy” Aquino, Jr. (via yourspecialsomeone)
“It is the unknown we fear when we look upon death and darkness, nothing more.”
– Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince)
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to...”
– Albus Dumbledore (Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban)
"Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda"
(Nakakita siya ng guwapo, di nakapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nakikita ka pa bang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga.
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapaconfine ako. Malamang magpapagas, gasolinahan ‘to 'di ba? Alangan magpaconfine ako dito, tapos dextrose ko 'yung unleaded gasoline niyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko.
(Sumakay siya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong dalawa yan, nakakahiya kasi sayo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, dalawa na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo 'tong jeep.
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun naman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nakabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung masakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-share mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbungguan tayo. Laruin natin, ipauso natin, bunggu-bungguan.
“Base-to-base cases.Been there been that” lol
1. “Well well well. Look do we have here!” 2. “Let’s give them a big hand of applause.” 3. “The more the manyer.” 4. “It’s a no-win-win situation.” 5. “Burn the bridge when you get there.” 6. “Anulled and void.” 7. “Mute and academic.” 8. “C’mon let’s join us!” 9. “If worse comes to shove.” 10. “Are you joking my leg?” 11. “It’s not my problem anymore, it’s your problem anymore.” 12. “What are...
"cheezy stuff"
Boy: You know what?
Girl: What?
Boy: Next time i see you, don't wear that skirt again, it's too revealing
Girl: Why? I thought you loved that skirt
Boy: Next time, wear something that reaches to your ankles
Girl: Ok whatever
Boy: A dress that reaches to your ankles.. and wear long white gloves that reach to your elbows
Girl: What?
Boy: Trust me
Girl: What are you trying to do? Hide me from everyone?
Boy: Do up your hair as well real pretty
Girl: Are You listening to what i'm saying? You're so conservative, don't choke me like this... Are you kidding me?
Boy: I'm dead serious.
Girl: You know i dont like guys who boss me around
Boy: ... Wear a veil
Girl: ... what?
Boy: Wear this ring too
Girl: ....
Boy: Marry Me
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“The Raven and the Rose”
There was once a raven, as dark as the night, whose feather shone like the glittered sky. He spent half his life scavenging & searching for food to sustain his existence. He roams the abundant forest through out the day flying from tree to tree, over rivers and streams; flying carelessly free from any fear or trouble. One fateful day while he was gathering some wild berries in a nearby pond,...
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"For You"
You’ve waited long & remain unnoticed, distance & time were your companions; though I never left a promise, you stayed through all the change of seasons. Never in my life have I ever met someone who has that patience; you had your feelings locked & kept though you didn’t have the reasons. Now that you stepped into my life I’ll grip your hand so good and tight; & I...